Graham Bedford

The Grumpy Old Git is back to harumph about the mysteries of English pronunciation and of life in general.

Grumpy Old GIT GB tells car designers how it should be done, and road designers what he thinks of them

In these dark times I feel we need a laugh, and please have one at my misery of being ill over the festive period.

Grumpy Old Git on Christmas Cards and Marxists.

Could there be a sinister agenda behind the oush for 'smart meters.

The GOG and his fascination with language.

Our Grumpy Old Git on irritating and unnecessary signs.

GOM samples the joys of DIY.

The Grumpy Old man on that perennial problem - should I suck or should I blow?

If you go down to the woods today, you might get a big surprise.........

Our Expert Grump Graham Bedford starts his list of things that annoys him

FSB's Grumpy Old Man Graham Bedford surpasses himself in galloping grumpiness on a drive home.