Friday 30 August: The Lunatics are well and truly in charge now.

Workers are to be weighed but given a four day week. Next it will be a three day week, followed by the lights going out as the economy dives, while Starmer's shabby dealing with the EU will enable them to dump their unwanted on us.

Meanwhile, Public Enemy Number One is scheming to use Sikhs, Jews and Hidus to turn UK against Islam. You needn't bother PENO, the Islamists and Government are doing that all by themselves.

And the sheer shallowness and insecurity of Kneel TT Starmer is symbolysed by his removal of Thatcher's Portrait.

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