Thursday 12 December: Wittless Witty Wants To Tax You More

Witty, incredibly still chief medical officer after his sinister role in the covid scam, want to tax 'junk food'. The fool says it will get people 'back to work'.

Following the Farmers' Protest in London yesterday, Farmer Harmer Starmer’s office: “This Government recognises that food security is national security; that’s why we remain steadfast in our support for farmers.”

Asked whether there would be any rethink on inheritance tax, the spokesman added: “No.

And, by popular demand, prompted by the murder of poor little Sara Shariff, here's a poll asking whether we should bring back the death penalty.

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